- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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