- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A: Do you like it B: No

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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