- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

How do you make a little girl cry?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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