- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

A baby seal walks into a club.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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