Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Women's rights

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

whats brown and booky a book.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

quantum physics?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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