- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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