What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

homosexual rights to marriage

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Yellow People !!

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What's 9+10? 19

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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