- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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