- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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