- Anti Joke

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC