- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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