What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Penis chickens

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

im @ work, LOL.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

You were born.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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