- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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