Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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