An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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