- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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