Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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hey hey apple

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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