- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

pull my finger (farts)

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Your mom is so old she died

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