what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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