- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Click here to end the world.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

All of these jokes are about white people

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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