- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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