- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Double-whammy

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What has two legs? Half a cat

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

A dancer walks into a barre

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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