- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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