- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Obama = ebola

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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