- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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