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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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9/11

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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