Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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the WNBA.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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