so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Bitch

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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y u no like me joke?

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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