- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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