- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's red and a cow? Red cow

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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