- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

I'm homeless.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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