Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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9/11 my birthday

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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