What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Democracy.

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well use a tissue!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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