- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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