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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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