- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Q- Why? A- Why not?

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