- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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