whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

guess what>? your mum lol

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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