Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Religion.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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