What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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