- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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