A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

rent a cops

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What is the name of the car? What

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Women's Rights

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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