- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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