- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

the redsox

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock knock.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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