Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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