- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Who wants water? I do.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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