- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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