Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Niall Horan

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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A shark ate your mom

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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