A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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I just drank a cola.

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The WPGA tour

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Women's Rights

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Anti Joke

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