What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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poopy is poopy

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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