- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's brown and sticky? Anal

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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