How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A American seeking into mexico

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Your girlfriend.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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