- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A American seeking into mexico

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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