- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

how do you win a game try your best

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

the redsox

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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