Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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