A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Sir, your wife is dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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