the redsox

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Grace Ackerson

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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