Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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you see theres this guy.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Your're racist.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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