- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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