- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

yolo your orange looks orange

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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