- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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