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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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