Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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A women left the kitchen.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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