Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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