- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A black student graduated High School

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

nolan is gay

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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