- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

I like touching my boobs

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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