- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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