- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Logan's gay

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Ben Affleck

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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