- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Ready for something funny? nothing

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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