- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

The Oakland Raiders

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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