- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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