What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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