Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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