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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How old are you? 7

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Actually it was me Josh brown

A dog was barking at a tree

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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