- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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