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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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