- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

No your aunties a joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Your mom.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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