- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Justin beiber's penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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