Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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