Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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poopy is poopy

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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George W. Bush

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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