- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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