- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

My parents died!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Good job, son.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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