Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What's one plus one? two.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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