- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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