- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Your mom.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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