Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Justin Beiber

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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