Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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