Worms don't like apples.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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