- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

I think everybody should have a penis.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Grace Ackerson

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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