- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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