- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

honest politician

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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