- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Justin Bieber.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

No your aunties a joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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