- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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