- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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