Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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I'm HIV positive.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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