- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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