What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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