- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

your mum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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