what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Gay rights.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What's green and blue? yellow

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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