- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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