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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

I literally died laughing

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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