How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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