- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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