- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Smelly Indians.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

When is a door not a door? Never.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

My parents died!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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