-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

I'm homeless.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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