Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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