Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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mark is life

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Frontbut-

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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