- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walked into a bar owch

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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