- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get in the car.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Sixty... eight

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

a man makes a bad joke

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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