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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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