Flowers are colors Love me

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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