- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Penis

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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