- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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