- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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