- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's brown and sticky A stick

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

bangers and mash?

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Women's rights.

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