u know whats a crime? rape

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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whats green and lives in the water

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Anti Joke

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