- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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