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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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