- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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