- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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