- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Good afternoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

a. why? b. because

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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