Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

a. why? b. because

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Good afternoon.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Anthony sucks

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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