- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Gordon Brown smiles.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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