How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Anyone can post anything.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

LO AND BEHOLD!

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Chicken

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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