- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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