- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Hey how is your wife and my kids

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

I had friends on the Death Star.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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