- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

If you have a stroke, call 000

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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