whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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9/11

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Guest what? Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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