roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

What's long and black The unemployment line

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What is white and black and red all over.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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