- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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