- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

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