What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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batman has diarrhea

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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