- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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