- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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