What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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