- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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