- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

800 people died last year. end of story

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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