- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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