Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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