KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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