- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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