- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

N-E Pats never cheated

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

can you touch your toes? no

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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