- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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