- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

what happened to your carpool? they died.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Knock knock Go away

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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