wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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