- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What? Huh?

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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