what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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