Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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George W. Bush

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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