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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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