miha kako si?

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quantum physics?

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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denisssssssssssssss

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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