- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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