- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Gordon Brown smiles.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

knock knock i have diarrhea

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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