What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

I was watching Fox news.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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