- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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