what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Jersey Shore.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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