Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Read a Book.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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