If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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lipstick pig

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Anti Joke

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