What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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CFL

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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haha black people :D

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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