- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

boobs!

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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