Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Kevin and Ramin

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Your're racist.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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i like turtles

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Anti Joke

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