- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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