Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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