Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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