- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead girls can't say no.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Women's rights.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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