Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Take wrong turns

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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