- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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