- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

do you have a wife?

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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