- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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