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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Skinny people fart less.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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