- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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