- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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