What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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