- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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