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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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