- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Indians

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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