- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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