- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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