- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

call me maybe.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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