Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Where's my tractor?

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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