- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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