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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Fine, ladies first.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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