Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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