- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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