why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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