How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

your so fat. your fat!

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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