- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

roses are red poo is poo

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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