- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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